just like nanna’s, but with more c*ck

Put those fingers to work with our erotic cross stitch kits - sex-positive statement pieces that will be sure to shock and delight your guests. Whether for yourself or as a gift, start off small with a 4 incher, or go straight to 8 inches if you think you can handle it.

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